OK, I've had my first wobbly moment. Went to the bathroom and immersed my head in a sweet, sweet cold sink of water. I suppose it looked uncannily like I was drowning myself. That jug of coffee was a really, really bad idea.
So it's just as well I didn't know I was going to have to watch Gigli.
I'm not one to judge, but this could possibly be the worst film ever made.
It might pick up. Everyone else in the world who's seen it could have been wrong.