Thursday, 29 October 2009
Film 3: SEX AND THE CITY - My closet is too small
We knew this moment would come eventually. The film about three hookers and their mum, to quote Family Guy.
Just so you know, I have seen every episode of this fucking programme. My wife's fault, you understand. Looking at the back of the DVD case, I can see this film is going to last for 145 endless minutes, which makes the endless series re-cap at the beginning seem even more sarcastic.
However, nothing has prepared me for the first scene proper of the film, when SJP is viewing a colossal penthouse apartment overlooking central park, but whinges when she sees that the closet in the cavernous master bedroom isn't very big. But He will build her a new one, so that's fine ARRRRGHHH I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN.
Mind you, I'm the one sat here typing self-indulgent musings into an Apple laptop and moaning about my life, but at least my 'closet' is relatively spacious, and I'm very happy with my shoes.